cockroaches and other stuff

XX: Is there any dengue cases at your area?
Me: Got...my area is the black zone.
XX: Wah! So you scare of mosquitoes?
Me: No lah....the gov ppl always come here spray spray. Sometimes very bo liao leh, come for 2 consecutive days...as if got use like that.... Only chased the cockroaches out of the drains.
XX: Eek! You mean the cockroaches all came out ah?
Me: Yah loh.
XX: You scared of cockroaches right?
Me: I have insecticides.
XX: Why use insecticides? Use newspaper lah. Just smashed it. 'cos you scare right?
Me: DUH! i'm not so disgusting loh. Insecticides is the best way....but the floor will be oily and need to clean up the cockroach's shit after that.
XX: Newspaper is faster.
Me: No...if use newspaper to hit right, its body fluid will be everywhere and I need to clean up not 1 whole body, is a few body parts.
XX: There won't be any body parts, just a slightly flatten body. Bascially you are scare right.
Me: Ok I ask u...if it's a flying cockroach how? You going to play wacko with it ah?
XX: No lah!
Me: 'cos you scare right. You'll run away right.
XX: Haa....yah i will run away. Then you leh? Use insecticide ah?
Me: dun be dumb....how to use insecticide when it's flying?
XX: You can put a flame in front of it then spray and burn the cockroach.
Me: Yeah! B.B.Q.!

Moral of the conversation: Gov is killing mosquitoes and driving out cockraoches at the same time. *faint*

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I'm so into jap drama lately 'cos 木村 is simply too shuai....and the girl in the show is cute wor. Anyway ah, I was at Orchard one day and 2 jappy boys asked me to lend them my handphone 'cos they wanted to let their friends know where they were at. They are not super duper cute looking or super courteous as we saw on tv or watsoeva...just some sec sch kids, but as NICE and DEMURE girl, I agreed helping them make the call 'cos what if they ran away with my branded handphone (SE...good brand!) then how... They were like "give me the phone!", "let me talk to him!" when the phone was still ringing leh....so gan jeong leh...and rude. But ok...姐姐 dun 计较 with 小孩子 so heck care them. Then their this friend was so duh leh...he "moshi moshi" then kept quiet allllllll the way....probably dunno my cheem ang moh so I bo bian, just passed them my phone. Good thing is they did not run away. Bad thing is I super automatically thank them when they returned the phone to me....and they just walked away without saying anything...kao!! Super rude leh and I can't take back my "thanks"...so LUGI! The jappy are not as courteous as what we saw on tv/movies afterall...fake!

Then another one fine day oso at Orchard, saw this really pretty girl leh. She caught my attention when she was walking towards me from quite a distance while i was waiting for the lift....din stood there just to look at her, i'm not so BT.

But she turned out to be a super dao girl. We got into the lift, I went to the furthest corner and she stood in front of the buttons there...and she nv hold the door for the other people. She just hold on to her double-C handbag as if we're going to snatch the branded bag away. And when the lift reached other levels and people had already entered the lift, she just held her head high....not lifting one single finger to press the Close button. So everyone just waited there for the door to close by itself 'cos basically we expected her to zi dong a bit loh. Though it was just a few seconds, it seemed so long 'cos everyone stood there straight in silence....so bueh tahan leh! Worse, she got out on the same floor as me and blocked my way...I couldn't overtake her 'cos she really is like i walked left, she moved left...I walked right, she moved right. wah biang....finally found my match...seldom can find girls who can walk as fast as me when I'm really walking fast....so pissed off leh. Really blocked all the way until i feel like bishing her liao. But again, heng i'm a NICE and DEMURE girl.

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