Overheard
My boss: ...blah blah blah.....then the surgeons can discuss their clinical cases. They can talk about their patients with 180 degree curved spine.
Me: (-_-)"
Ch U: 现在的女生不是长头发就是短头发.
Me: (-_-)""
Ch U again: 至于短头发, 因为头发短...
Me: (-_-)""".....DUH?!?
Visited this Overheard website: http://overheardinsingapore.com/
The entries there really funny leh....
There's one
After getting mighty drunk at a certain club…
Friend A: Shit man I’m damn stoned!
Friend B: Stone? (Shows his open palm) See, I paper! I win!!! (Rofl)
Friend A and Me: …
Haa...stupid cold joke...I like!
More, more...
Lady: Hi, one cheeseburger meal. The burger dont want patty and pickles.
Cashier: …
Cashier: Okie, without patty and pickles huh.
Lady: Yah, without patty and pickles.
Ok enough....my mum staring at her looking-at-com-luffing-silly-ly daughter liao
posted by Jun @ 9:21 PM
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I've got one very extra one...
One of my lecturers was showing a slide with a severed limb, which was obviously infected.
Lecturer: Who can tell me what to do with this limb?
Student A: Send a tissue specimen to lab and determine the microbe responsible for the infection (smiling, obviously very proud of his answer)
Lecturer: Why bother when you already chopped off his limb?
Me: (thinking) Wah lao! So easy... Just throw the limb away and make sure you wash your hands...
This is so cold right? Ask peanuts you get monkeys...
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